In a little house from a desert town,
She awakens each day with a frown,
Hives and heat lurking in her bedroom suite,
Looks like today will be another rare treat…
But never fear, for the Sultan is here,
With endless entertainment to last an entire year.
Cats and moths are her pets of choice,
Oh how they love her soft little voice.
Her favorite date nights are with a “King”
Hitting the local drive-thru with a zing!
She’s as hot as a green chili,
Forcing the Sultan to say things that are just plain silly…
But that’s ok because he loves to flirt,
with the Desert Princess, Queen of the Dirt!
Happy Birthday my dear! I wish you the very best on this special day.
