Have you ever dreamed of asking the Royal Sultan a question?
Ever wanted to know the answers to life’s most perplexing questions?
The origins of the universe, perhaps?
Should I leave my husband… for the Royal Sultan? **lol**
Can I join the Sultan’s harem?

Seek And Ye Shall Find! The Royal Sultan is at your service.

The Sultan takes all questions very serious. His knowledge of mythology and sage-like wisdom is so vast and comprehensive, some question whether he is even a mortal being. If you enjoy how the Sultan writes and would like an outlandish and often ridiculous reply, by all means, ask away. The Sultan will personally review your question and then it will be posted on the main blogroll (Sultan Daily) under the category, “Ask the Sultan.”

A few examples of past questions:

Question #1
“Royal Sultan, what is the secret of your success?”

Answer
**The Sultan clears his throat before making a formal address** [Your Name Here], as you can imagine… there is no “one” secret, my friend. It is a host of secrets, written on ancient scrolls that were past down by my ancestors for generations. While I can’t get specific, I can tell you that keeping your body chiseled like an Olympic God, like mine of course, helps. Aside from that, I only date the finest, most ravishing women, whose DNA was forged by the Gods of Atlantis, many ages ago to ensure continuity of the best physical, mental and spiritual traits.

Question #2
“Royal Sultan, the sands of time have not been in my favor…please advise!”

Answer
**Deep Riveting Voice** [Your Name Here], I see the “tables have turned” **makes hand gesture** for you my friend. Very few people have witnessed the “Sands of Time” up close, because it only appears once every 50 years. Take this opportunity and build upon it. Everything happens for a reason, my friend, it is not just a cliche phrase. You shall find something new and exciting. Most importantly, you will begin to utilize your full potential, that which until now, has been on the “back burner” so to speak.

The Royal Sultan receives many questions a day. While you’re waiting to be enlightened, please explore the site and share it with all your friends. – Royal Sultan